Post by Sayeed Al-Musari on Apr 2, 2016 15:49:29 GMT
5th March, 2047
A tape had been sent to each of the major networks in every country. On it was a message from Grand Warlord Sayeed Al-Musari . Dutifully, as any journalist would do, they reported on the content, some even showing the video on air.
The contents of the video were similar to Sayeed's intrusion on global news signals, a non-descript room with him sitting at a desk, clad in his black garb and his ever present hardback copy of his religious text.
"Greetings, Infidels." He began cheerfully. "As you probably know by now, if not then I shall tell you all, our Prophet, Omar Al-Ghazi , has escaped the clutches of the Russian scum. Let this be a lesson to all who witness this tape that we are performing the work of a power far greater than you can possibly fathom."
He then lay a hand on his hardback book and patted it.
"It is impossible for you all to stop us as we work for The Prophet and he works for The Creator. You have no chance, people of the world. Regardless, I demand the immediate withdrawal of all forces from all foreign nations from the borders of Africa. They are the rightful lands of Terra Nullius and we want them back. As a reasonable group, we shall allow you one week to comply, otherwise we shall be forced to take our land back by force."