Post by Wang Xi Jintao on Nov 19, 2016 16:29:55 GMT
23 october, early in the morning news announcement CCTV
“Ladies and gentlemen, we are now live, and switching over to the office of our leader, Wang Xi Jintao, where he will provide the honourable citizens of China, the GAPA and the world a statement of the sudden incursion in the United Republic of Korea..”
“Nǐ hǎo Zhōnghuá Rénmín Gònghéguó, GAPA, and people from the world…” he started, with a face expression what was slighty angry but still with a decent amount of concentration. “This morning there was an.. incursion, near Pyongyang. Yes it’s true that the GLA are behind of it. Our brave men are taken care of this and will provide the honourable citizens their protection what they deserve. Despite that the cowardly GLA has decided unwisely to cross paths once more with China, and using despicable methods to gain their desired support, China will not tolerate this…”
After a small breath moment he continued. “But with this all, there was a crash-landing of an unknown aircraft belonging to the GLA in Russian Territory. While our brave MiGs were chasing them, unfortunately… the crash happened to be outside the borders…” he took a moment of silence. “But this does not mean that Russia is our enemy. While the snakes of the GLA have chosen to use this diversion and their cowardly escape over Russia’s lands, we have decided not to chase them…”
Some reporters made pictures while this statement were given and Wang continued. “I have met the Russian President a little time ago. This imposing man made clear to me that Russia has no bonds with the GLA. And I will continue to believe him. Therefore this is a call to Russia and their respective leaders that China respects their homelands, but hoping that the Russian Army will investigate their eastern territories their selves. It might be that the GLA is hiding somewhere there, and if it is, then they should be removed. President Molchanov and myself have the same ambition to fight the GLA, instead of providing a save location.”
Archive photo from the meeting in Brazil recently
“Pyongyang will remain cut off from the outside world. It’s inhabitants will be screened for GLA activity. Marshall Law will be called in. And our troops will reinforce several other locations near that city and other key-locations, to provide an answer if the GLA continues to interfere with Chinese business.”
He coughed and took some water. “To confirm another rumour, yes, our brave army has been called upon once more. We will reinforce our territories in Africa with large numbers. We will prepare ourselves within the next 2 months. It will be war. The GLA has crossed the line once more and it will be China who will provide an answer. Let them answer to our mighty and brave forces…”
Reporters start shouting questions after the Chinese leader has brought the words of war to the public… but the leader was done. He has spoken words of peace and trust towards the Russians, provided information about Korea, and confirmed the rumours in Africa. The GLA will get what they deserve.. he thought while walking back out of this room to the offices.
CHINA DECLARES WAR ON TERROR ONCE MORE!
“Ladies and gentlemen, we are now live, and switching over to the office of our leader, Wang Xi Jintao, where he will provide the honourable citizens of China, the GAPA and the world a statement of the sudden incursion in the United Republic of Korea..”
“Nǐ hǎo Zhōnghuá Rénmín Gònghéguó, GAPA, and people from the world…” he started, with a face expression what was slighty angry but still with a decent amount of concentration. “This morning there was an.. incursion, near Pyongyang. Yes it’s true that the GLA are behind of it. Our brave men are taken care of this and will provide the honourable citizens their protection what they deserve. Despite that the cowardly GLA has decided unwisely to cross paths once more with China, and using despicable methods to gain their desired support, China will not tolerate this…”
After a small breath moment he continued. “But with this all, there was a crash-landing of an unknown aircraft belonging to the GLA in Russian Territory. While our brave MiGs were chasing them, unfortunately… the crash happened to be outside the borders…” he took a moment of silence. “But this does not mean that Russia is our enemy. While the snakes of the GLA have chosen to use this diversion and their cowardly escape over Russia’s lands, we have decided not to chase them…”
Some reporters made pictures while this statement were given and Wang continued. “I have met the Russian President a little time ago. This imposing man made clear to me that Russia has no bonds with the GLA. And I will continue to believe him. Therefore this is a call to Russia and their respective leaders that China respects their homelands, but hoping that the Russian Army will investigate their eastern territories their selves. It might be that the GLA is hiding somewhere there, and if it is, then they should be removed. President Molchanov and myself have the same ambition to fight the GLA, instead of providing a save location.”
Archive photo from the meeting in Brazil recently
“Pyongyang will remain cut off from the outside world. It’s inhabitants will be screened for GLA activity. Marshall Law will be called in. And our troops will reinforce several other locations near that city and other key-locations, to provide an answer if the GLA continues to interfere with Chinese business.”
He coughed and took some water. “To confirm another rumour, yes, our brave army has been called upon once more. We will reinforce our territories in Africa with large numbers. We will prepare ourselves within the next 2 months. It will be war. The GLA has crossed the line once more and it will be China who will provide an answer. Let them answer to our mighty and brave forces…”
Reporters start shouting questions after the Chinese leader has brought the words of war to the public… but the leader was done. He has spoken words of peace and trust towards the Russians, provided information about Korea, and confirmed the rumours in Africa. The GLA will get what they deserve.. he thought while walking back out of this room to the offices.