FFN: Russia and the NAU - New Friends or Temporary Partners? Aug 28, 2016 19:34:42 GMT
Post by Dmitry Molchanov on Aug 28, 2016 19:34:42 GMT
I'm sorry. I've waited, and waited, and waited for the summit in Brazil to finish, but no. It isn't. So, this is on you Jintao. This report takes place after the Q&A on Russia & International Aggression.
"Good morning. You're watching a special bulletin on recent happenings in Moscow. Today, we are greeted with a happy surprise in a world that grows darker with each passing minute. Only hours ago, US President John F. Kennedy II flew to Moscow to sign documents regarding a new alliance between the Russian Federation and the NAU."
"Eto verno. Prezident SSHA nakonets-to zaryli topor voyny s nami, po slovam prezidenta Molchanov, i pust' ikh zhaloby oslabevat' v pol'zu novoy ery mira mezhdu mirovymi samykh mogushchestvennykh stran. [That's right. The US president has finally buried the hatchet with us, according to President Molchanov, and let their grievances wane in favor of a new era of peace between the world's most powerful nations.]"
"However, many of the President's critics dictate this newfound alliance between nations to be a bad idea. We go live to Moscow, where our man in the field asks the Russian people questions in regards to this."
"Chto vy dumayete o novoy severoamerikanskoy-Rossiyskogo Soyuza, a takzhe to, chto on delayet Dmitriya v vashikh glazakh? [What do you think of the new North American-Russian Union, as well as what it makes Dmitri in your eyes?]"
"YA dumayu, chto seychas samoye podkhodyashcheye vremya dlya Rossii iskat' v vernosti s Severnoy Amerikoy. Kholodnaya voyna zakonchilas' zadolgo do togo, v nastoyashcheye vremya, no prestupleniye do sikh por ostayetsya. YA rad, chto prezident Kennedi vzyal na sebya initsiativu i chto Dmitriy soglasilsya na soyuz. [I think that now is the right time for Russia to seek allegiance with North America. The Cold War ended long before now, but the offense still remained. I am glad that President Kennedy took the initiative and that Dmitry agreed to an alliance."
"This alliance is a sham, and President Molchanov is a fool for taking such a deal. If I were him, I would've told the NAU no and told them to go home and leave Europe alone!"
"Prezident Molchanov. Prosto tak. Eto pozvolyayet amerikantsam khodit' vse nad nami, i on khochet bol'she? Zabud' eto! YA predpochel by my idti na voynu s Severnoy Amerikoy za to, chto oni sdelali v Kurmuk! [The President is a bitch. Just like that. It is allowing the Americans to walk all over us, and he wants more? Forget it! I'd rather we go to war with North America for what they did in Kurmuk!]"
"I would agree with the crowd on Dmitry's policies being garbage...if they were. The President is doing his best to create a better world and to act for his country. He may not be politically correct, but he'll have my vote in the next election for the policies he's willing to make."
"Well, tempers are flaring as Dmitry's controversial moves start to rile the public. I personally don't find his policies all that great for Russia right now."
"O chem ty govorish'? Ekonomicheskaya politika prezidenta uderzhivayet nas ot razvalivayetsya. [What are you talking about? The economic policy of the president keeps us from falling apart.]"
"I personally think that Dmitry's a good man, but maybe not so much of a politician as an optimist. Anyways, coming up next, the military prepares to start military exercises in the Central Military District."